Once upon a time, the Republican Party began to tire of relying on Think Tank fellows and Newt Gingrich for their daily talking points. So the political guru and amateur roboticist Karl Rove created 4 super-robots to write and disseminate GOP talking points and strategy memos. Those robots were Framebot, TalkingPointsbot, Attackbot, and Brit Hume. I, Framebot, became disgruntled with the Bush Republicans after my wife, a platinum toaster-oven built by Halliburton, was sold for $40,000 to the CPA for use in Iraq's Green Zone. Now I work at a science camp for underprivileged children and write this blog, using my Republican programming to formulate framing strategies and witty political commentary for the needy Democratic Party.